14 Tips on How to Sell Old Games Fast

Mizuka Ishiwatari Published 06/08/2015 in Funny

Tired of your old video games and want to sell them quick? Put them up on eBay and follow this simple tutorial.

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Tip 1: Boobs.
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Tip 2: More boobs.
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Tip 3: All of these tips are boobs.
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Tip 4: So technically, 28 tips.
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Tip 5: It's a great selling technique. Here's a typical reaction to this eBay item: "I'll take it! Wait there's a video game in this picture? Cool!"
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Tip 6: You could paint a vivid picture of the game's awesome gameplay or story, but more importantly, boobs.
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Tip 7: ta-tas.
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Tip 8: Boobies.
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Tip 9: You get the picture. ...But here's a few more pictures anyway.
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In the mood for some games yet?
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:)

1.
Tip 1: Boobs.
2.
Tip 2: More boobs.
3.
Tip 3: All of these tips are boobs.
4.
Tip 4: So technically, 28 tips.
5.
Tip 5: It's a great selling technique. Here's a typical reaction to this eBay item: "I'll take it! Wait there's a video game in this picture? Cool!"
6.
Tip 6: You could paint a vivid picture of the game's awesome gameplay or story, but more importantly, boobs.
7.
Tip 7: ta-tas.
8.
Tip 8: Boobies.
9.
Tip 9: You get the picture. ...But here's a few more pictures anyway.
10.
11.
12.
13.
In the mood for some games yet?
14.
:)